Kim's Calvin and Hobbes Page

Calvin and Hobbes were nice enough to tell us the G.R.O.S.S. Minutes!

Calvin: See, Hobbes, I TOLD you someone's gonna visit this page. Now where's those minutes I had prepared for you? Hobbes: Oh, the minutes? It's 12:15. Calvin: No, no, no, you big dummy, THESE minutes! Do you think I gave you these pages for decoration?!? Hobbes: Sorry. *A-he-hem!* The Official G.R.O.S.S. Minutes.

11:45: G.R.O.S.S. Meeting starts. 11:50: we discuss plans on how to annoy Susie, until Hobbes says something low and degrading. 11:52: Hobbes gets temporary demotion. 11:55: Fight for hours and hours straight, until we reach a conclusion.

2:44: Stopped fighting. Arms were getting sore. 2:45: We FINALLY reach a conclusion. 2:50: The conclusion is, hit Susie with water balloons. 2:54: Make Hobbes go in, and get water balloons. 2:55:  We pelt Susie until she drowns, and Hobbes is promoted! Another victory for G.R.O.S.S.!

3:00: Susie runs inside, crying. 3:05: Susie rats on us. The nerve of her! 3:10: Mom marches outside, and sends us to our room. 3:15: Medals are awarded. 3:20: We jot down the minutes, and prepare for the next G.R.O.S.S. Meeting.

Calvin: Just another typical day for G.R.O.S.S., huh, Hobbes? Hobbes: It sure is, ol' buddy.