Character: Christine

Christine, typical buxom blonde and Hank’s girlfriend, is another victim of Parrot’s actions. She enjoys spending time on the beach and dating Hank, but whether Parrot is pretending to be a chef or calling the police on them for whatever reason, her plans always manage to get sabatoged in one way or another. In short, Christine is a loyal girlfriend, but only if Parrot is stamped and mailed to a African desert far, far away.